I wonder... (What do you wonder, Wondercat?)

1. Does anyone actually like Scotty McCreery?  I mean, actually like him?  Really?
2. At what point do I get to stop being happy that Henry is not crawling and start worrying?
3. What is the appeal of Dora the Explorer?  We watched it for approximately 4 minutes today and I wanted to poach that damn monkey.
4. Is there another word I can use for the round toys that my child likes playing with?  I really hate saying balls. 
5. How does one learn how to stop being such a mess?  I would really like to have a clean house, but I literally have no idea how to do that.
6. Did the inventor of the churro win a medal or some kind of special prize?  If not, she should have.