My life is just one pointless story after another.
Monday, November 12, 2012
Bob Saget is rolling in his grave.
You're sitting on a throne of lies.
Okay. Here's the thing. I don't know why this enraged me so, but last night was AFV's 500th show, and they had sparkles and confetti and a trophy to celebrate their one millionth groin hit video. Now, I love a good crotch shot as much as the next girl, but come on. We all know that's not your one millionth video of it. That would have been 2,000 per episode. You're lying. I would *actually* like to know the *real* number. Your integrity is in question, your reputation is tarnished, Tom Bergero-however you spell your name. For shame.
Again, I am aware that my rage is not proportionate to the offense, but I will make no apologies.