"Mom, are you straight?"
"Um, what?"
"Are you straight?"
"Yes... are you?"
"No. I'm right. And Daddy's left."
(apparently, anything in the middle is "straight": left, right, straight)
"I had something HUGE in my nose!"
"Really, what was it?"
"THAT!"
*points to giant booger he wiped on the cart*
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