Nothing says, "I hope your ass is healthy" like a concrete mushroom.

Rectum?  Damn near killed 'em.

A person in my community paints concrete mushrooms and sells them.  Judging from her Facebook page, she sells quite a few of them.

This one, for example, is a mushroom that is promoting awareness for rectal cancer with its pretty blue ribbon and masterful use of sponge painting.

Could some one please tell me why I have a real job?  Please?