(scene: the husband, the father-in-law, and I just returned from a fishing expedition)
Henry: Momma! You went fishing!
Me: Yes, love, I did. And I caught a fish!
Henry: Momma caught a fish! A fish! You caught a fish!
Me: Yep, I sure did! It was just a little fish, though.
Henry: Momma caught a little fish!
(the husband walks in)
Henry: Daddy, you caught a big fish! You caught a big fish and Momma caught a little fish!
Me: Hey, wait. No. Your daddy didn't catch a fish. Only Mommy caught a fish.
Henry: Daddy caught a big fish and Mommy's fish was little!
Note: the problem here is that Mike caught exactly ZERO fish and Terry caught exactly ZERO fish and I caught ONE fairly decent catfish that I was and still am proud of.
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