I enjoy coffee, but I enjoy it more with loads of sugar-filled artificial creamer. The artificial delicousness makes me happy.
I purchased a new bottle of said creamer and prepared to dump too much of the French Vanilla goodness in to my crappy office coffee. When I pulled the protective seal off the bottle, I was alarmed at the lack of creamer in the bottle! It seemed to be half empty! Upon investigation (Nancy Drew style right here!) I found that despite the fact that the bottles were the same size, my Hazelnut Creamer was 15oz and my French Vanilla was only 10! You Great Value bastards!
|See? Even Stevens, right?|
|Just kidding! Less! Mua ha ha ha ha!|
That vile creamer is now in the break room waiting to trick my co-workers (take that, suckers) and I have delicous Vanilla Caramel creamer from Hy-Vee (they are much nicer than Wal-Mart) and it's even 15oz. Yay for my caffeine/sugar high!
|Ahhh! That's the stuff!|